i read an article ytd nite , here i post it to share with u all =)it started with a recent news cutting about a 78-year-old woman who beat up her 84-year-old husband.The AP report said :" A witness told police the women admitted
assaulting her husband , including kicking him three times in the groin , because he
HAD AN AFFAIR 35 YEARS AGO ."u guys will think of
isn't 35 years rather a long time to wait to kick somebody , right?it may seem like it , but clearly we haven't had much experience with women .
WOMEN HAVE ASTONISHING POWERS OF RECALL ,far greater than humans.(opps , i wonder now )
Married men will know what it means.For example , somebody appears on tv and a husband makes a seemingly innocuous comment , such as : " Madonna looks good for 50 , don't you think ?"There will be a moment of silence as the wife clicks back through her 5000 terabyte memory dump.
Then she will say :'' Ah , but you said ,13 years ago , on the way back from the supermarket , on a rainy Tuesday noon , at 4.27pm , limping slightly because of your new shoes ,that you thought her bottom was bigger than mine. '' = = '' What is the right response to this uh ? the only correct ans is to
nod vigorously and agree with her .(
Actually this is the only response to everything your wife says.) "
Yes , honey , you're quite correct , I did say that , and it's still true .=) Here're some advice from the writer .
NEVER ,
never dispute anything your woman claims to remember, even if it is patently obvious that she has imagined the whole things .someone was once asked by his girlfriend :''Do you still love me as much as you did at 10.34a.m on the second wed of our first trekking holiday in Nepal ?''
and guys , you
CANT ans smtg like dis " It must have been someone else , I've never been to Nepal " It is totally a wrong ans !
if not , within days , you will b kick out ! guys shud ask like dis
" Yes , darling , i'm sure you're right. I can't remember ever going to Nepal , which surely means two of us visited it in a previous life ." Her eyes will fill with tears as she is deeply moved by your high level of spirituality and self-awareness .She will then agree to any command you give .
NO doubts, girls like romantic uh .But , why cant men remember the promises they made five years ago ?? ( i am curious bout it too ! )and a doctor explained it in medical terms .=D
Men only have a small amount of blood and it's not enuf to power multiple organs at once , If the brain is working , everything else stops .
This is explain why any man approached by an attractive woman will say extremely stupid things , babbling like a toddler .=D is true !The only way men can function is to auto-delete irrelevant data such as " the toilet roll needs changing " or "i am married" to ensure there is enough memory capacity for the really important stuff , such as who scored the winning goal in the 1978 football semi-finals.ahaha =D i agree with wad writer comment
GOD ,i am really fond of this article =)
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