Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Women's LONG power of recall !
i read an article ytd nite , here i post it to share with u all =)
it started with a recent news cutting about a 78-year-old woman who beat up her 84-year-old husband.The AP report said :" A witness told police the women admitted assaulting her husband , including kicking him three times in the groin , because he HAD AN AFFAIR 35 YEARS AGO ."
u guys will think of isn't 35 years rather a long time to wait to kick somebody , right?
it may seem like it , but clearly we haven't had much experience with women . WOMEN HAVE ASTONISHING POWERS OF RECALL ,far greater than humans.(opps , i wonder now )
Married men will know what it means.
For example , somebody appears on tv and a husband makes a seemingly innocuous comment , such as : " Madonna looks good for 50 , don't you think ?"
There will be a moment of silence as the wife clicks back through her 5000 terabyte memory dump.
Then she will say :'' Ah , but you said ,13 years ago , on the way back from the supermarket , on a rainy Tuesday noon , at 4.27pm , limping slightly because of your new shoes ,that you thought her bottom was bigger than mine. '' = = '' What is the right response to this uh ? the only correct ans is to nod vigorously and agree with her .( Actually this is the only response to everything your wife says.) " Yes , honey , you're quite correct , I did say that , and it's still true .=)
Here're some advice from the writer .NEVER , never dispute anything your woman claims to remember, even if it is patently obvious that she has imagined the whole things .
someone was once asked by his girlfriend :''Do you still love me as much as you did at 10.34a.m on the second wed of our first trekking holiday in Nepal ?''
and guys , you CANT ans smtg like dis " It must have been someone else , I've never been to Nepal " It is totally a wrong ans ! if not , within days , you will b kick out !
guys shud ask like dis " Yes , darling , i'm sure you're right. I can't remember ever going to Nepal , which surely means two of us visited it in a previous life ."
Her eyes will fill with tears as she is deeply moved by your high level of spirituality and self-awareness .She will then agree to any command you give . NO doubts, girls like romantic uh .
But , why cant men remember the promises they made five years ago ?? ( i am curious bout it too ! )
and a doctor explained it in medical terms .=D
Men only have a small amount of blood and it's not enuf to power multiple organs at once , If the brain is working , everything else stops .
This is explain why any man approached by an attractive woman will say extremely stupid things , babbling like a toddler .=D is true !
The only way men can function is to auto-delete irrelevant data such as " the toilet roll needs changing " or "i am married" to ensure there is enough memory capacity for the really important stuff , such as who scored the winning goal in the 1978 football semi-finals.ahaha =D i agree with wad writer comment
GOD ,i am really fond of this article =)
it started with a recent news cutting about a 78-year-old woman who beat up her 84-year-old husband.The AP report said :" A witness told police the women admitted assaulting her husband , including kicking him three times in the groin , because he HAD AN AFFAIR 35 YEARS AGO ."
u guys will think of isn't 35 years rather a long time to wait to kick somebody , right?
it may seem like it , but clearly we haven't had much experience with women . WOMEN HAVE ASTONISHING POWERS OF RECALL ,far greater than humans.(opps , i wonder now )
Married men will know what it means.
For example , somebody appears on tv and a husband makes a seemingly innocuous comment , such as : " Madonna looks good for 50 , don't you think ?"
There will be a moment of silence as the wife clicks back through her 5000 terabyte memory dump.
Then she will say :'' Ah , but you said ,13 years ago , on the way back from the supermarket , on a rainy Tuesday noon , at 4.27pm , limping slightly because of your new shoes ,that you thought her bottom was bigger than mine. '' = = '' What is the right response to this uh ? the only correct ans is to nod vigorously and agree with her .( Actually this is the only response to everything your wife says.) " Yes , honey , you're quite correct , I did say that , and it's still true .=)
Here're some advice from the writer .NEVER , never dispute anything your woman claims to remember, even if it is patently obvious that she has imagined the whole things .
someone was once asked by his girlfriend :''Do you still love me as much as you did at 10.34a.m on the second wed of our first trekking holiday in Nepal ?''
and guys , you CANT ans smtg like dis " It must have been someone else , I've never been to Nepal " It is totally a wrong ans ! if not , within days , you will b kick out !
guys shud ask like dis " Yes , darling , i'm sure you're right. I can't remember ever going to Nepal , which surely means two of us visited it in a previous life ."
Her eyes will fill with tears as she is deeply moved by your high level of spirituality and self-awareness .She will then agree to any command you give . NO doubts, girls like romantic uh .
But , why cant men remember the promises they made five years ago ?? ( i am curious bout it too ! )
and a doctor explained it in medical terms .=D
Men only have a small amount of blood and it's not enuf to power multiple organs at once , If the brain is working , everything else stops .
This is explain why any man approached by an attractive woman will say extremely stupid things , babbling like a toddler .=D is true !
The only way men can function is to auto-delete irrelevant data such as " the toilet roll needs changing " or "i am married" to ensure there is enough memory capacity for the really important stuff , such as who scored the winning goal in the 1978 football semi-finals.ahaha =D i agree with wad writer comment
GOD ,i am really fond of this article =)
Monday, June 15, 2009
Escape this town for a little while=)
About three months ago , i went to CHENDERIANG with 1+ and ah bee by TRAIN ~ excited again *
well , wads our purpose for going to Ipoh ???
erm...just to visit our lovely ze ze who moved from BM to Ipoh ..and of course we will spend our three days two nights in organic farm ! =D
erm...just to visit our lovely ze ze who moved from BM to Ipoh ..and of course we will spend our three days two nights in organic farm ! =D
here are some comments that i copy from 1+'s blog*ho ho=D
第一次坐火车的感想?
1. 查票员很有礼貌
2. 其实火车环境不错
3. 如果你不嫌时间长,其实坐火车比坐巴士还要来的enjoy很多
4. 很舒服!看书不会头晕
5. 有厕所,不怕人有三急四急六急十万火急
6. 也有canteen,但是建议大家带食物上车
7. 不会有太吵的火车铁轨的声音
8. 座位挺宽的
9. 车票比较便宜
feeling gud to travel by train , a gud & nice experience for me =) is true ! do believe me !

one of the puppies in ah ze 's house --is MILK if not mistaken *
dat's wad i crave for~!
and thx ah ze for teaching me
i am not acting ya , is true dat i played a song ..tee heex=)
at night,
cia was busy writing her diary i think

FREE HUG dat i written in my note book =)
making ORGANIC SUSHI with green papaya
PAN MIN made by pumpkin ,tastes gud ! thumbs up *
if u wish to knoe more about green wish vegi garden, just click it .=)
dat's wad i crave for~!and thx ah ze for teaching me
i am not acting ya , is true dat i played a song ..tee heex=)
at night,
cia was busy writing her diary i think
making ORGANIC SUSHI with green papaya

PAN MIN made by pumpkin ,tastes gud ! thumbs up *if u wish to knoe more about green wish vegi garden, just click it .=)
Sunday, June 14, 2009
LOVE STORY MEETS VIVA LA VIDA ! enjoy it =)
i like dis very much , just here to share with u all =) enjoy it !
My FIRST part time job ~
I got my first part time job- BRAND AMBASSADOR (it sounds better instead of promoter uh ?=D )with Joanne at the end of Jan . feel reallie excited *
ya , is true dat it is a high payment job [ for student ] compare to others job but it is not an easy job as well bcuz some customers were troublesome but..but ..but .. customers are always right so WAD TO DO THEN ? speechless * and customers were kept asking all the question just to make troubles for us .Perhaps , we might met some funny customers also *
ya , is true dat it is a high payment job [ for student ] compare to others job but it is not an easy job as well bcuz some customers were troublesome but..but ..but .. customers are always right so WAD TO DO THEN ? speechless * and customers were kept asking all the question just to make troubles for us .Perhaps , we might met some funny customers also *
give an example here
me : Sir/Madam,let's try our new products MILO UHT.It's now comes with reduced sugar .
customer : well , ok
( after finish it )
customer : uhm.. y aren't this milo tastes sweet?
me : = = '' It's now comes with REDUCED SUGAR ! boo ~
erm , of cuz Joanne met lots of weird customers too =( and she promotes nesvita soya bean but those customers said dat it 's MILK = =''
and and and i have to work on VALENTINE DAY!
nothing to complain actuallie as i am still SA *teeheex=)
but i am kinda envy when couples were walking in front of me with couple shirt and i am there standing alone promoting my products .Pity me ..sob *
Between , it is my second part time job - selling valentine gift with Joanne , Sin nee and Taukeh enjoy the moment with them since Taukeh and Taukeh So treat us so gud =)
cute teddy bear =)
lastly , that's our taukeh and taukeh so !
and and and i have to work on VALENTINE DAY!
nothing to complain actuallie as i am still SA *teeheex=)
but i am kinda envy when couples were walking in front of me with couple shirt and i am there standing alone promoting my products .Pity me ..sob *
Between , it is my second part time job - selling valentine gift with Joanne , Sin nee and Taukeh enjoy the moment with them since Taukeh and Taukeh So treat us so gud =)
cute teddy bear =)
lastly , that's our taukeh and taukeh so ! Saturday, June 13, 2009
GO GREEN with wooden spec ?
It catched my attention when i saw it in someones blog. it's WOODEN SPEC !
well , may b it's a common thing , perhaps i am here and make a fuss over it ,haha. yet , i admit dat i am bit OUTDATED =P
well , may b it's a common thing , perhaps i am here and make a fuss over it ,haha. yet , i admit dat i am bit OUTDATED =P
ya ,i told chia bout dis and we are exaggerating it !
me : hey , cia , i saw wooden spec in someones blog !
1+ : really?
me : yaya.
1+ : wow , just now i told my sis , my sis asked me whether the wooden spec will grow mushroom not after we wear it ?
me : >< wad a gud stuff if we will get FREE mushroom after wearing it and our mum will feel damn happie la as they no need to buy mushroom anymore , but i think it will not grow mushroom but will have ' white ants' =)
1+ : zzzz...=="
____dats our stupid and innocent conversation =X
Are they Adorable ?
Date : 16/1/ 2009
Venue: Le le Kindergarten
(am i writing a report now instead of a blog ? ><)
i went there with Joanne which she is working there as a part time nursery teacher and i just gave her a helping hand since pei ling will b busy for few days but still i enjoyed the moment when we were in Le Le and i MISS them so much! ( feel like to visit them before i leave bm * )
Yong Xian - a crybaby , he is definitely a dramatic boy , he can just cry at the corner there without a single reason but soon he will just laugh like nothing was happen just now = = '' not bad uh*
erm..forget wads his name dy after 6 months ..hehe =) but dis cute little boy used to forget to wear his spec after bath and i have to remind him of course .very funnie *
Venue: Le le Kindergarten
(am i writing a report now instead of a blog ? ><)
i went there with Joanne which she is working there as a part time nursery teacher and i just gave her a helping hand since pei ling will b busy for few days but still i enjoyed the moment when we were in Le Le and i MISS them so much! ( feel like to visit them before i leave bm * )
Ah Xian - a smart monitor uh and she is ADORABLE , i like her so much =)
they were busy doing their homeworks and some of them were not yet finish their school work = = ''
Friday, June 12, 2009
I'M BACK !
I AM BACK ! I'M BACK ~I'm back ~
yoo hoo~
gosh ! i wonder i have disappear for erm ...6 months or even CENTURIES in blogspot ! terrible*=X( lowering my head to the obligatory level for penance ) cuz i am too x 3 LAZY to blog and i can even find myself thousand of excuses when i am going to blog . tee heex =)
well , it's really shameful when 1+ , joanne and pant's clean complaint bout me dat i am too lazy to blog. DEFINITELY , i am an inactive blogger uh ..=(
so so so , i am going to tell u guys wad's happen on me for the past few months and i will try my best not to b so lazy =D
yoo hoo~
gosh ! i wonder i have disappear for erm ...6 months or even CENTURIES in blogspot ! terrible*=X( lowering my head to the obligatory level for penance ) cuz i am too x 3 LAZY to blog and i can even find myself thousand of excuses when i am going to blog . tee heex =)
well , it's really shameful when 1+ , joanne and pant's clean complaint bout me dat i am too lazy to blog. DEFINITELY , i am an inactive blogger uh ..=(
so so so , i am going to tell u guys wad's happen on me for the past few months and i will try my best not to b so lazy =D
Thursday, January 8, 2009
__chRist mas
[ santa claus , i wish to get a hamster ~ ]
这是我十七岁圣诞节的愿望~
听说圣诞老人在十二月二十五号会来到城市来派送礼物~
可是即使圣诞老人偷偷把hamster 放在袜子送给我..
想必我也得把它放生~
我妈妈他不爱hamster 啊..~TT
圣诞前夕__
去国欣家?
去auto city 和朋友庆祝?
结果我 选择和我哥& 慈去su shi king 吃~
然后arh cia 也打算和我们一起去
所以就顺道去国欣家载她然后才去auto city
在那边遇到好多朋友, 遇到中学朋友, 很不好意思 因为说不能去但在那儿遇到他们~
对不起~

慈
慈和嘉也遇到很多朋友哦~
17 岁的慈和嘉非常不顾形象的 , 到处和人家拿free gift , 但是有 benefit 到我...兴奋~
连balloon 我们都拿
by the way , 去到auto city , 明明就是要倒数,凑热闹, 但偏偏我们就是选择坐在star bucks 里, 看着人家在外面 倒数..
anyway ... MERRY CHRISTMAS ~!!!
这是我十七岁圣诞节的愿望~
听说圣诞老人在十二月二十五号会来到城市来派送礼物~
可是即使圣诞老人偷偷把hamster 放在袜子送给我..
想必我也得把它放生~
我妈妈他不爱hamster 啊..~TT
圣诞前夕__
去国欣家?
去auto city 和朋友庆祝?
结果我 选择和我哥& 慈去su shi king 吃~
然后arh cia 也打算和我们一起去
所以就顺道去国欣家载她然后才去auto city
在那边遇到好多朋友, 遇到中学朋友, 很不好意思 因为说不能去但在那儿遇到他们~
对不起~

中学朋友~
慈
慈和嘉也遇到很多朋友哦~
17 岁的慈和嘉非常不顾形象的 , 到处和人家拿free gift , 但是有 benefit 到我...兴奋~
连balloon 我们都拿
by the way , 去到auto city , 明明就是要倒数,凑热闹, 但偏偏我们就是选择坐在star bucks 里, 看着人家在外面 倒数..
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